このサンプルでは色選択を行う為のカラーピッカーを作成します。
このサンプルの要件は以下の通りです。

  • 選択できる色はWebセーフカラーの216色とする。
  • 動作はクライアントサイド(JavaScript)とする。
  • カラーピッカーはポップアップし、その動作をPopupControlExtenderを利用して実装する。
以上のように書きましたが、私はWebセーフカラーの216色だけを選択できるカラーピッカーが欲しかったのでこのサンプルを作成しました。

以下のアイコンを選択する事によりカラーピッカーが表示されます。

ここでWebセーフカラーについて記述しておきます。
通常のフルカラーはRGBの各色256諧調の組み合わせ(256×256×256=16,777,216色)ですが、WebセーフカラーはRGB各色を6階調(0,51,102,153,204,255)に制限し、この数値を組合わせて作成した216色を示します。
これはブラウザのもつカラーパレットで使用されている為、OSなどの環境の違いによる”色の置き換え”を防ぐことができます。

カラーピッカーの実装方法は以下の手順で行います。
  1. カラーピッカーを表示する為のトリガーとなる領域(今回はここにカラーピッカー用アイコンを表示)をPanelコントロールで定義する。
  2. カラーピッカーで選択された色を表示する領域をPanelコントロールで定義する。
  3. カラーピッカーを作成(表示)する領域を予めPanelコントロールで作成する。
  4. PopupControlExtenderを配置し、PopupControlIDに上記3で定義したPanelコントロールを指定する。
  5. JavaScriptで上記3で定義したPanelの領域にカラー要素を保持したテーブルを動的に作成する。(色選択時のイベントなどもここで定義しておきます。)

カラーピッカー用領域(アイコン用、選択色用、カラーピッカー用)の設定

<table>
     <tr>
         <td>
         <!--カラーピッカーアイコン配置エリア(ここをクリックする事でカラーピッカーがPopUpされます)-->
         <asp:Panel ID="pnlColorIconArea" runat="server"></asp:Panel>
         </td>
         <td>
         <!--カラーピッカーで選択された色を表示するエリア-->
         <asp:Panel ID="pnlSelectedColorArea" runat="server" Height="16px" Width="30px"></asp:Panel>
         </td>
     </tr>
</table>
<!--カラーピッカー表示領域-->
<asp:Panel ID="pnlColorPicker" runat="server" CssClass="colorPickerPanel"></asp:Panel>
<cc1:PopupControlExtender ID="PopupControlExtender1" runat="server"
     BehaviorID ="colorPickerBehavior"
     TargetControlID="pnlColorIconArea"
     PopupControlID="pnlColorPicker"
     Position="Bottom">
</cc1:PopupControlExtender>


カラーピッカーJavaScript(ColorPicker.js)

var ColorPicker = "";
$addHandler(window, 'load', function(){
    ColorPicker = $create(CodeSample.ColorPicker,
                        {"popupBehaviorID":"colorPickerBehavior",
                        "parentIconAreaID":"ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_pnlColorIconArea",
                        "selectedAreaID":"ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_pnlSelectedColorArea",
                        "paretnAreaID":"ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_pnlColorPicker"}, null, null, null);
});
Type.registerNamespace("CodeSample");

CodeSample.ColorPicker = function(){
    CodeSample.ColorPicker.initializeBase(this);
    this._hexlist = null;       //Webカラー用カラーパレット作成用データ
    this._colorPickerTbl = null;//カラーピッカー
    this._parentAreaElm = null; //カラーピッカーが属する親のエレメント
    this._selectAreaElm = null; //カラーピッカーを表示する為のトリガーを定義する対象(アイコン配置対象)エレメント
    this._selectedAreaElm=null; //選択された色を表示する対象エレメント
    this._onSelectHandler=null;
    this._onHoverHander =null;
    this._wFontElm = null;
    this._bFontElm = null;
    this._selectedColor="";
    this._popupBehavior=null;
   
    //property
    this.paretnAreaID="";       //カラーピッカーが属する親のエレメントID
    this.selectedAreaID="";     //選択結果の色を表示するエリアのID
    this.popupBehaviorID="";    //PopupBehaviorID
    this.parentIconAreaID="";   //ColorPicerアイコン表示エリアのID
}

CodeSample.ColorPicker.prototype ={
    initialize:function() {
        CodeSample.ColorPicker.callBaseMethod(this,'initialize');
        this._selectedColor="#000000";//default black
        this._hexlist = new Array("FF","CC","99","66","33","00");
        if(this.paretnAreaID!=""){
            this._parentAreaElm = $get(this.paretnAreaID);
        }
        if(this.selectedAreaID!=""){
            this._selectedAreaElm = $get(this.selectedAreaID);
        }
        //ハンドラーとイベントを定義
        this._onSelectHandler=Function.createDelegate(this, this._onSelect);
        this._onHoverHander =Function.createDelegate(this, this._onHover);
       
        //カラーピッカーを作成
        this._createColorPicker();
       
        //親領域にアイコンを作成
        this._createPickerIcon(this.pickerType);
                                                                                                
        this._popupBehavior = $find(this.popupBehaviorID);
    },
    _onSelect : function(e){
        this._selectedColor = e.target.id;
        if(null!=this._selectedAreaElm){
            this._selectedAreaElm.style.backgroundColor=this._selectedColor;
        }
        this._getPopup().hidePopup();
    },
    getSelectedColor :function(){
        return this._selectedColor;
    },
    setSelectedColor :function(color){
        this._selectedColor = color;
        if(null!=this._selectedAreaElm){
            this._selectedAreaElm.style.backgroundColor=this._selectedColor;
        }
    },
    _getPopup : function(){
        if(null==this._popupBehavior){
            this._popupBehavior = $find(this.popupBehaviorID);
        }
        return this._popupBehavior;
    },
    /**********マウスオーバー時処理****************
    ・選択色エリアの背景色を設定
    ・選択色エリアに色情報(16進数色文字)を設定
    */
    _onHover : function(e){
        var selectID = e.target.id;
        if(null!=this._selectAreaElm){
            this._selectAreaElm.style.backgroundColor=selectID;
            
            if(null==this._wFontElm){
                this._wFontElm = document.createElement("font");
                this._wFontElm.setAttribute("color","#ffffff");
                this._wFontElm.appendChild(document.createTextNode(selectID));
                this._selectAreaElm.appendChild(this._wFontElm);
            }else{
                this._wFontElm.childNodes[0].data = selectID;
            }
            if(null==this._bFontElm){
                this._bFontElm = document.createElement("font");
                this._bFontElm.setAttribute("color","#000000");
                this._bFontElm.appendChild(document.createTextNode("  "+selectID));
                this._selectAreaElm.appendChild(this._bFontElm);
            }else{
                this._bFontElm.childNodes[0].data = "  "+selectID;
            }
        }
    },
    _createColorPicker :function(){
        if(null==this._colorPicker){
            //選択色表示エリアを作成
            this._selectAreaElm = document.createElement("div");
            this._selectAreaElm.className = "colorPickerSelectArea";
       
            //カラーピッカーを作成
            var tmplist = new Array();
            this._colorPickerTbl = document.createElement("table");
            this._colorPickerTbl.className="colorPickerTbl";
            var tblBody = document.createElement("tbody");             
            for(var i=0;i<6;i++){
                var trelm1 = document.createElement("tr");
                var trelm2 = document.createElement("tr");
                for(var j=0;j<6;j++){
                    for(var k=0;k<6;k++){
                        var hexColor = "#"+this._hexlist[i]+this._hexlist[j]+this._hexlist[k];
                        var tdelm = document.createElement("td");
                        tdelm.setAttribute("width","10px");
                        tdelm.setAttribute("height","10px");
                        
                        tdelm.style.backgroundColor=hexColor;
                        tdelm.id=hexColor;
                        $addHandler(tdelm, "click", this._onSelectHandler);
                        $addHandler(tdelm, "mousemove", this._onHoverHander);
                        if(k<3){
                            trelm1.appendChild(tdelm);
                        }else{
                            trelm2.appendChild(tdelm);
                        }
                    }
                }
                tblBody.appendChild(trelm1);
                tmplist.push(trelm2);
            }
            for(i=0;i<tmplist.length;i++){
                tblBody.appendChild(tmplist[i]);
            }
            this._colorPickerTbl.appendChild(tblBody);
            if(null!=this._parentAreaElm){
                this._parentAreaElm.appendChild(this._selectAreaElm);
                this._parentAreaElm.appendChild(this._colorPickerTbl);
            }
        }
    },
    _createPickerIcon :function(){
        if(this.parentIconAreaID!=""){
            
            var elm = document.createElement("img");
            elm.setAttribute("src","../../img/color_swatch.png");
            elm.setAttribute("height","24");
            elm.setAttribute("width","24");
            elm.setAttribute("border","0");
            elm.setAttribute("title","色の選択");
            elm.className="colorPickerIcon";
            
            this._pickerIconElm = elm;
            
            var parentIconAreaElm = $get(this.parentIconAreaID);
            parentIconAreaElm.appendChild(this._pickerIconElm);
            parentIconAreaElm.style.width=24;
            //↑アイコンを配置した親エリアのサイズをアイコン画像と同じサイズに設定
        }
    },
    dispose: function() {
        CodeSample.ColorPicker.callBaseMethod(this, 'dispose');
        if(null!=this._colorPickerTbl){
            var tdlist = this._colorPickerTbl.getElementsByTagName("td");
            for(var i=0;i<tdlist.length;i++){
                //イベントの削除
                $removeHandler(tdlist[i],"click",this._onSelectHandler);
                $removeHandler(tdlist[i],"mousemove",this._onHoverHander);
            }
        }
    }
}

CodeSample.ColorPicker.registerClass('CodeSample.ColorPicker', Sys.Component);
if (typeof(Sys) !== 'undefined')
   Sys.Application.notifyScriptLoaded();

このサンプルで使用したスタイルシートの定義は以下の通りです。

カラーピッカー用スタイルシート定義

/*ColorPicker*/
.colorPickerPanel
{
   position:absolute;    border-style:solid;
   border-width:1px;
   border-color:Black;
   background-color:#ffffff;
   visibility:hidden;
   /*070615追加*/ }
.colorPickerTbl
{
   margin:10px,10px,10px,10px;
}
.colorPickerSelectArea
{
   width:254px;
   height:20px;
}
.colorPickerIcon
{
   cursor:pointer;
}


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A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

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A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

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I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

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I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

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The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

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He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.

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Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

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War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

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War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

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War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

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War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

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Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

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Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

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Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

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Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

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For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

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Humor is just another defense against the universe.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track

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If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

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Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

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One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

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One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

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One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

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Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

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Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

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It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

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Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

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Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

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The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

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If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

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Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

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I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

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